Jesus is in my Basement

Because he is:
boring
repetative
talkative
odd
makes up shit
gets the cleaning lady to follow him around
Believes somkind of "force" is with him
Gets drunk on toilet water
Trys to crack open the concrete basement floor
to let his: "brothers" out.
"This is getting a little odd," I screamed down the hole.
No respect, or response.
later....
He nearly poked my eye out while handing me his cross.